Garage Logic | Laws and Statutes

Garage Logic Laws and Statutes:

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  • Hats and headgear are not to be worn indoors.
  • Vehicle Emissions testing is not Required.
  • The City Council shall make no effort to recognize the sexual preference, race, gender, background, or victim status of it's citizenry. There shall be no "(victim group) Pride Day".
  • Cigar smoking is accepted in all public places.
  • The City of Roseville, Minnesota uses 9 pages of single-spaced text to describe the design and construction of advertisement signs. As you may expect, things are much simpler in G.L.
    1. Signs will be spelled correctly.
    2. No French.
  • Quality beer and cigars may be imported.
  • No firearms discharged within the city limits, unless the squirrels are into your birdseed again.
  • Explosive charges may only be detonated during the annual 4th of July celebration or to remove the beaver dam that floods the golf coures near Spoon Lake.