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Some of our Mayor's Theories.
(some under development)
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- Update the mayor's list or submit your own theories.
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- Read some citizen contributions.
- The supermagnet Theory:
- A huge electro-magnet will be placed above the geographical center
of the Continental United States. One day, the switch is thrown, and ALL
of America's handguns are collected for proper disposal. Until this magnet
is constructed, no effort at gun control should be attempted. There are
some concerns over replacement hips, tricycles, and other magnetic objects.
- The Least Common Denominator Theory:
- This abhorrent behavior occurs outside of the town of GL. When a
Government body assumes that all citizens are criminals, and thus:
can be intruded upon. When the rights of all are compromised for the
protection from the few.
- The Moron Chip Theory:
- Deep within the brain of most humans, resides the Moron chip. This
chip, when working properly, is constantly observing the person's behavior.
In the event of dangerous or stupid behavior, it will go into alarm mode.
Historically, this chip may be what helped the smarter cavemen to not
become "food" or "stuff on a rock".
- The Rolling-Stones Theory:
- No Rolling Stones lyrics were inspired or written in the Twin
Cities Metro Area. Sorry Jimmy.
- Golf Ball Size Hail:
- Has never occurred.
- Tree frogs:
- Do not exist.
- It only takes one:
- When contemplating a public policy which is defended with "if
it helps only one, it's worth it", Use great caution.
- Violence on TV:
- More harm is caused by the ineffectual adult characters presented
on many TV situation comedies than any amount of TV violence.
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